I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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