her vagine was all disorganized.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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