He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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