ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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