im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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