I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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