If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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