Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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