I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
false alarm. still invincible.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
