no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Terrible idea I love it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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