I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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