Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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