I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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