Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.