were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.