You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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