Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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