Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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