I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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