i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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