um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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