just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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