Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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