I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.