um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.