i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved