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(310): View more from California

I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

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Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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(661): View more from California

i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..

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u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!

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i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning

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My face left an imprint in the loaf...

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(801): View more from Utah

Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas

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(310): View more from California

Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.

(904): View more from Florida

You're a good person. Sharing is caring.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.

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