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(858): View more from California

Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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(845): View more from New York

I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting

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(647): View more from Ontario

You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost

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(905): View more from Ontario

It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.

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