im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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