Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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