yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet