There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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