if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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