You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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