David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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