I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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