Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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