We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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