I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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