I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the gays at disneyland are vicious
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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