Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
A bitchslap is in order.
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