So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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