He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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