do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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