Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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