I hate your face
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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