On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I forgot how hot balto sounded
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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