Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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