You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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