At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
