So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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