He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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