its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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