we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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