so that wasnt chicken after all
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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