I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
we should paint friendship bongs
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