Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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