Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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