I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm passing your future prison.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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